Red Ribbon Week

Red Ribbon Week

Red Ribbon Week was a while ago. My AP Gov teacher told us to write an essay on a prompt.

What can the community of La Cañada (parents/adults, local government, law
enforcement, students, etc.) do to help prevent underage alcohol usage?

This society has no hope for any source of revival in this alcohol drenched, corrupted age. The only hope can come from a flood, much like Noah’s ark, to wipe out any source of infidelity and sludge. Our coexistence with the filth of society should no longer be stood against. The proposal is this: wipe out all current members of ASB, and have them replaced by others who are more capable. Members of ASB should be leaders, leaders in terms of morality and a leader in terms of what is right. If those leaders themselves are chosen through a popularity vote, that shows the corruption in the election process. Those people are not qualified for their jobs, neither are they leader our school to a better place. Often times they indulge in alcohol themselves. They are a masquerade to school, a disheveled mess that goes against the very nature of what our school, and America itself was founded upon.

The problem with our society is that we are part of a conformist age, an age that is so stuck up upon the rule and cultures of the norm. At this point in time drinking, partying, and being “popular” is the wanted norm. Popularity doesn’t even matter in society, it’s just a twisted social pyramid based upon the whims of the good looks and being an asshole. And yet, it is these people that are setting the trends and what we do. These people drink. And because they are popular and have influence, they make it popular to drink, so other people should drink.

I propose this solution: to wipe clean the brains of all students, except those with the highest GPA and SAT (because they are the most capable in life, as SAT and GPA exactly replicate what actuality is like) and have them set up an elitist society in which the brainless are subjugated to manual labor. In such a society, there will be no alcohol for the police to worry about, and the work will be done very efficiently. The ruling aristocracy will them exterminate the humans that are physically unfit and mentally instable to create a new race of elite, without alcoholism. These people will the hope of the future, the stock of society. New schools will be instituted to teach the mindless to love work and love money, so that they will strive for it more. This environment will be called “capitalism”. There will be no longer any mindless humans and the society will be clean of its filth.

You see, this solution works because the problem that is wrong with our society is exactly alcoholism. These weekly tirades of going out to house parties for a breath of fresh air from the manacles and stress of school are absolutely wrong, even to the liberal mind. The parties are so twisted in fact, we should not be allowed any freedom at all. Freedom should be outlawed. In fact, a new system of government should be installed to outlaw fun, and happiness, as these are already despised by our society. Uniformity should also be of concern. The liberty that the people have in this age is too much; it is a source of too much creative energy. Creativity is too dangerous in a society that loves money. Let the new world era reign on.

lol. in other words, Gov is such a retarded class. jokes.