hot dawgs.

hot dawgs.

dude so k, one day I was at a concert for some really irrelevant sad musicians. they were really really really irrelevant and sad musicians so it wasnt very crowded and I was chillin at the front. the dude next to me was eating this hot dawg that looked like it was from costco because it had the trick sneak ass paper that looks like metal on the outside but is actually just paper on the inside. he was like half way done and the sad musician, obviously poor and not getting paid at all at the venue, suddenly leans down and asks him for a bite. first the poor guy was like, what? and so the music man repeat the question. dude im really hungry i didnt eat dinner, i came straight here after working the early night shift at lakota high (which i presume to be a high school nearby). and so dude was like sure man, here you go, but its kosher. and the guy was like whatever, my girlfriend is jewish. so im standing there like what is going on because the background music is clearly playing and there is clearly supposed to be lyrics but this hungry sad musician is just really hungry. so whats worse, ruining all your chances for a future show because you are really hungry or just continueing to be hungry? i dont know man, i just dont know. so the guy takes the hot dawg from the guy after jumping down and munches a big bite. big juicy bite. he chews like three times but then he just started looking really confused and turned next to him and just started throwing up. so im like, wow this is gross because it smelled like nachos and cool ranch doritoes but what worse was the the security guard was actually right there next to him and got thrown up on. im really appalled because i was just invited because my friend just asked me if i wanted to come because there was nothing to on that boring boring summer night. so to recap this sad musican threw up his lunch which presumable made him more hungry and ruined his show and got this huge fat black man really angry at him as well as his band. the hot dawg was apparently normal because the guy was really confused. then i left and went home. didnt eat hot dawgs for a good month.

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